Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Are You Frustrated?

Hey Lovelies, for all those who have been surprised that I have a VOICE that nudely speaks, and have been asking "What's my inspiration? What did I drink? Am I high on something?" I promise VODKA is not responsible. And none of what I write is clearly me...(Yeah right). Hahaha!

My ALTER ego, 'Alexandra Boobilicious' chooses to come out during the MOMENTS when I'm broke, confused, angry, antsy, sad or just frustrated with my community and it's leaders...and I have to engage HER to keep me from robbing a bank, throbbing my boobs in some random man's face or sticking my nipples in the eyes of our leaders (note: I said 'eyes' not mouth) you dig? hahahah. 

I don't know what's going on with the circulation of MONEY in this country...I can't even get all those owing me for jobs done, to pay up...yet some people get 80 brand new car GIFTS for wedding presents. Hian! People are dying everyday and I'm yet to understand if our leaders know that SECURING our lives is one of their major responsibilities...High school kids that were KIDNAPPED are still missing...to think that 14 years ago, I was a high school student in boarding school and that could have been ME....Choi! Most of the gas stations in my neighbourhood have refused to sell PETROL and I have to travel a bit of distance to buy a litre at #110...and no one is talking about this. Forget the ARTISANS in this country....they play you the more you look, the less you see...(hopefully my wacked-out mechanic can get my car ready before my radio interview on Saturday).....I saw three SUV drown in the Sunday FLOOD and a little boy died....because of bad drainage....And all I could think of was my little Ray. I've been cheating on SLEEP lately and it's starting to tell on me...(little bags creeping under my beautiful smoky eyes) Lol...If only my 'so-called-manager' (who by the way, I just dumped) was doing his own part of the job. (But no! People like to chill for the PASSIONATE ignoramus to do all the work...while they hang around for the benefits when it comes). And then, I just found out someone is impersonating me on facebook...using my pictures and my son's to scam others. Phewww... I can go on and on....and on....

But if you like me to have a glass of 'SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP', you have to be willing to pay. Yes! I collect CASH, brains or comments ...oops got enough brains, cash please! In high denomination, if I may add....or just fill in my COMMENT box. 

Are you as frustrated as I am with the way things are going in this country? Share your #FRUSTRATIONS with me. Let's ease each others pain....until we get leaders who care! Feel free to explore #VentYourFrustration here today. I'm Listening...

Have a Cerebral Orgasmic Wednesday Lovelies! Kisses!

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