Thursday, 17 April 2014

Funny-Pix: Signs....And Bedroom Wonders!

Hey Lovelies, Thursday is here again...and though we are caught up with lots of responsibilities and the added pressure of our daily activities...its okay to take a few minutes for some good laugh.

My sense of humour may sometimes bother on wacky and whilst a picture may not always be over-the-top-ridiculously-in-your-face-funny. I love to find the hidden humour in everything.

I've seen several random funny pictures of church signs here in Africa ... But nothing like I'm about to share. I stumbled on these UNINTENTIONALLY yet sexual church signs surfing away at buzzfeed.com. And it caught my attention. Its funny how complex the English language is, that it may give a new CONTEXT to a seemingly innocent statement. Or perhaps they know that sex sells. Hahahah. Just had to share my thoughts on them! Have a good laugh!

#1) Ehen! Good question... biko, how often do you? What? Err...Fill in the gaps! Whaaaat! How in Heaven’s name is that even your business? What a sign!

#2) Imagine! 10am and wet... I can just picture a hub of sexually aroused men and women READY to scream and shout in worship. Haven't you heard, morning SEX is the best! Taaaaa!!!

#3) Amen!!! That's all I can say...May you SURELY find the person who accepts the QUICKIE you are! Hehehe.

#4) Oh no! I'm still a little confused at how the 'missionary position' has become somewhat kinky? Still if you are BORED. Any sex is better than NO sex...Ah! I get it now! Hahahah.

#5) Hahahah! Whaaaat?! Jesus was a man of many talents...but he aint no 2-Chains...neither was he raised by black parents...Why do I feel like I can hear 'Tyler Perry's' MADEA behind that sign? Either the congregation needs some ass whooping or they neeeeed some bad ass whooping! Err...leave me joor. Go figure! Lol.

#6) This one, I plead guilty! I've never hidden that I'm the religious type...But I guess screaming "Oh God" in bed doesn't make me more a christian than screaming "Yes, give it to me baby" will...Duly Noted!!! Hehehe.

#7) Oh Brother!! (in my fake ghanaian accent) A tongue has been known to do many mischievous things o...Even a blind man who can't read your sign, knows that! Mschewww!

#8) Ehen! With what? If I may ask....(You better zip up sharp sharp before I call the police) Perv! Hahahah

What do you think about these signs and my captions? Which sign is the most ridiculous funny of all? Feel free to share and re-caption if you please. I'm yearning to read from you.

Have A Terrific Thursday Lovelies! Kisses!

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