So here I am plotting catch up and wondering if I should REGALE you with TALES of my entire chaotic week, that ended with a good meeting with my #4NL Think-Tank Family (And you know how crazy it gets when CELEBRITIES get together outside all the glamour) Oh Lord! Its magnified madness on a Cum'munal level .... Hahaha!
Should I keep it simple or dish it raw?.....or perhaps save the GIST for another day when I'm not rushing off to attend a meeting, so I can serve my three course LITERARY delicacy on the finest PORCELAIN china I can afford. Hahaha. Or knock on my neighbour's door to borrow the garlic and ginger I shall use to PREPARE the royal ABC meal. Dang! Just a few days off and I felt like a druggie SUFFERING withdrawal syndrome. I absolutely missed my A(lex's) B(log) C(ommunity).
Whew! I think I really need to do a RANT and RAVE post soon or better still write something RAW and UNFILTERED. Oh Yessss! I can imagine all your MISCHIEVOUS eyes literally lighting up fire. You all love the SEX talk....Don't ya? Hahahah. Yes, I need to release some pent up TENSION....and get out more often as my winchi friend, Denrele Edun advised. I mean I might be a mother now, but I've still got a lot of fire to burn joor.
Especially with my friends John Njamah, Ruggedman, Kalu Ikeagwu, Yemi Blag, Femi Branch, Tokunbo Coker, Wale Adebayo (sango)....all giving me the TEASE yesterday. I seriously need to move out of the "Alex-is-our-guy" friend zone shaaaaarply. Mba nu!....Alex is not a guy...but I am for this CRAZY nutters, despite my obvious double D's and feminine ASSignment staring them in the face as I walk away reeling in laughter at their mischief. Which ofcourse, Ufuoma Ejenobor-McDermott and Weird MC got their own fair share of. I have obviously possessed a MASCULINE approach to handling some mischief. If you can't beat them, join them. In this case, it's the latter. Hahaha.
So dudes please, come along with your brushes for my COBWEBS and enough GREASE for my RUST down there....and if you like deep STIMULATING sensation....oh sorry, I meant conversation (He he he)....then you guys know I'm the right PUN . You dig? (Tongue out. Hahaha)
So while I'm busy strategising with these crazy, hilarious, INFLUENTIAL, multi-talented and brilliant ARTISTES that are part of the movement advocating 4 NEW LAGOS in Nigeria. I'm trying to also EXPUNGE the soot springing up by a malicious unidentified non-entity trying to mess up my WORK opportunities. Hahahah. If you've been wondering a lot about what I have been up to lately, and why I took a brief hiatus from the movie industry. Then you might want to read this exclusive INTERVIEW I granted this week, to Encomium Magazine (Here).
Truth is, I may not always be in your FACE....but I'm certainly, not Missing in ACTION!!!
Have A Restful Saturday Lovelies! Kisses!