Haven't you ever noticed how much men CROTCH unto their PENIS or toy around with what I call their precious MINI-EGO subconsciously, whilst engaged in a private conversation or gently stroking or massaging their 8 inches of manly spark PLUGS carried away in front of the television or their computers....and its almost NON-SEXUAL....or so they say. Lol.
Well, my little 4 year old man has joined the LEAGUE of "Crotch'ing tiger, hidden dragons"....err....(note my play on words)....as I sometimes catch him with his little HANDS in his super-man panties CUDDLING little willy and sucking his tongue. Oh! feel free to FRAME that image in your mind. Hahahah.
Anyway, I woke Little Ray up in the morning. And I said "Ray, do you want to wee-wee?" And he NODDED his head and said "yes mummy"....so I took him to the loo and he brought out his pee-pee. OMG, this dude woke up with the strongest-little-yellow-boner I've ever seen. Haaa! My 4 year old woke up with a HARD ON. Chineke meeee!!!! Oh boy, first the SHOCK that greeted my face would make a fantastic ARTSY cover spread for VOGUE ITALIA. Hehehe....My face was a combination of mixed emotions.
A little surprised as my over-driven WANTON imagination had never thought the "Morning-wood" phenomenon applied to all men including little boys.....And super PROUD, that my little boy can actually get it up abeg....Atleast, I don't have to worry about my future daughter-in-law crying on my neck...."Mama, your son na BAD market oh"....Thank goodness, 'ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION' is out of the way. My son is going to be a stud. Duuh!!! Lol. Still many times, I have to SLAP off his little hands when I catch him do the stroke. I guess men, no matter their age just love themselves way too much. Hian! That's the real EGO.....and yet they claim we women are vain and we love ourselves.
I mean....Can you imagine, women watching "Lekki Wives" or "Tinsel" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and stroking their NIPPLES or while sitting in front of the computer to reply work emails, be massaging their pum-pums and then say it's non-sexual. Hahahah....You get the drift? Exaaaactly!
How is it possible, that we women are able to SUPPRESS whatever ADMIRATION or probable 'solace' we could find in the confines of our own beautifully crafted bodies as opposed to men and their huge fascination with their own One-eyed Monster....The PENIS? Ehn!!! Alright, perhaps you, my Lovelies have an interesting answer for me....I'm very CURIOUS. Do share your thoughts....First to comment gets #3000 airtime of any network. Drop your emails.
Have a Tantalising Thursday Lovelies! Plenty Wet Kisses!