So yesterday I checked and found out that even though I share my HONEST thoughts on several issues of interest related to Life, Inspiration, Love, Sex and Reality. Na the SEX come dey WIN hands down. Yepaaa!!!! Does it mean that my people don't want INSPIRATION? Or don't like motivation. Hahahah. I even thought there are more LISTENERS than readers in this country. Abi my audios are too DRAB a sophisticated medium for us? Nooooo....I just think it's the fact that my AUDIOS are really serious inspirational topics. Oookay, I know what I NEED to do.....Perhaps I shall record a WILD moaning session, the next time I lead the BEDROOM choir and maybe that might ginger my audio listeners a bit. Lol.
Because I noticed, any post I write that is RACY or has some telegraphic OBSCENITY or any relation to sex or nudity or the PERCEPTION of it.... goes VIRAL like gonorrhea on a cheap commercial sex worker.....and virtually creeps it's NAKED way, to lusciously MOUNT my popular post and GRIND it for days or weeks or months depending or when the next cerebral VIRUS gets written.
But what does that say about EVERYONE reading. Hahahah. I mean....in the midst of so many intellectual and inspirational articles, how can a funny pix of a woman's vagina (SNAP-SHOT) be my most popular post presently and three (3) of my (RAW and UNFILTERED) posts also leading my most read articles? Hian!!! Making me look like a SEX Lover at first glance.
With so much hypocrisy, I can imagine some of my lovely readers hiding in their closet or in the bathroom, maybe even under the bed to read my raw and unfiltered posts..... Errr....or is it the FOOLERY of the individuals who send me messages through my BBM Channel asking me to send them "Naked Pics". Hian!! Like I'm a 'One-Stop-Shop' for everything NAKED. So I had enough of the strange REQUESTS and decided to use one of them as my PUN. Here's the conversation that ensued....
OFENTSE: "Hey....Can I get naked pics?. Please....Alexandra....Please. I'm 19."
ALEXANDRA: "Wait! I will send you naked pics of my husband. Are you happy now? Wait for his dick!!! Oloshi!"
The guy ran shaaaarply. Shebi, he wanted nudes....i was willing to send him a naked picture of my FICTITIOUS husband's 10 inches of hard cold steel. Let him MASTURBATE to that. Silly Wanker! Lol. Now, I have nothing against EXPRESSION. But I have something against idiocy and IGNORANCE....Take whatever JUICE you want to take from my posts. But don't even try to be silly. Abeg, don't say I intentionally invited this attention joor....HOW?? Even a brand guru sent me a chat message on Facebook last night, trying to confirm if I'm the author of the "Naked and Something".....Errr.... You no see me see wahala!!! Ewooooo!!! So I nicely corrected him "Excuse me sir, do you mean my blog ALEXANDRA N' HER NAKED THOUGHTS?" and he replied....Yes! That's it! "Naked Thoughts....What a name to call a blog....and it provokes thots".....And I wanted to put my hands through my phone and pull his ears....or perhaps BLOW cool air into his eyes. I believe it may have been infected with dust. Lol. How come once again, ALEXANDRA suddenly disappears and it's so forgettable. Yet, it's the "NAKED" that has his attention. Pervert!!!.
So I typed....."Do you have a problem with the name?" he replies "No, I don't....how can I? When you have my NAKED ATTENTION...." hahahah. I just bust into hysterical laughter. Choiiii! And then we all wonder why Rihanna, Maheeda and so many celebrities have chosen to become SEX symbols. When we all are buying what sex sells. And it didn't start today.
Now while I was trying to CONVINCE him that I chose a simple name for my blog which is a combination of my first name "ALEXANDRA" and a description of what my posts are about "HER NAKED THOUGHTS".....i honestly meant 'naked' as in 'transparent' and 'unfiltered'....not raunchy....even though raunchy could be transparent and honest where applicable. Hahahah! But Ehn! The man insisted that I was gunning for CATCHY....Allow me to take credit for being unintentionally SMART and since "play on words" is my forte. I'm about to CAPITALISE on this like every BRILLIANT creative entrepreneur. And to quote a comment from one of my ardent readers... "Sexuality is a part of our behaviour. It's part of our world freedom. Sexuality is something that we ourselves create. It is our own creation, and much more than the discovery of a secret side of our desire. We have to understand that with our desires go new forms of relationships, new forms of love, new forms of creation. Sex is not a fatality; it's a possibility for creative life."
So, if my sex is SELLING here......Biko buy, buy, buy and take away sef for others. Hopefully, The INTELLECTUAL climax here is worth your time!
Have A Restful Saturday Lovelies! Kisses!