Friday, 24 October 2014

I Burnt The Eggs....

In the 10 years since I finally got my act together somewhere around the Kitchen in between grilling the best SHRIMPS and making the most delicious bitter leaf soup....and totally away from my days of serving HALF boiled rice and crispy stiff meat, have I ever had a kitchen catastrophe as great as this.

So I'm cutting down my carbs and trying green COFFEE beans with more protein, veggies and my homemade smoothies. And I've sort of picked up a bit of laziness around the KITCHEN in the last 6 months. Most of it came from having a stand by maid at home, to spending a few months at my folks and then my constant hotel nobbing when I'm working ALONE. Its almost impossible not to call room service and place a call at 10pm even if it's just for some juicy chicken BONE.

So I've resigned myself to cutting down my calories even if it means whisking up a QUICKIE meal in just 5 minutes. 2 chicken franks and 2 boiled eggs or Just Tuna and sweet corns nonetheless, anything to take the pressure of my CHEST or shall I say my gorgeous perky BREAST.

It was with the best intentions to break my circumstantial FAST even though I knew I'll rather have my belly BLAST and everything that reminds me of the past when I used to eat 4 packs of noodles and it never went to my ASS. 

So I turn on the GAS to boil some eggs, when I forgot that time really does move FAST as I shut my eyes to while away time, till the smell of burning sulphur, zinc and charred yolk filtered my nostril and burning my eyes WILD. 

ALAS! I think I just burnt my BREAKFAST! Help!!!

Have A Fantastic Friday Lovelies! Kisses!

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