I spoke with a friend of mine. He complained that I never call him. That I've gotten so busy that he sometimes, wonders if I have time for myself....or even time to get NAUGHTY. As always I laughed....If only he knew. Even this good girl can be bad sometimes.... Well, I already told you my SEXCAPADE with current Mr X is story I intend to share with you. Oh well, you won't believe what my life has become. I mean I was starting to fear that I was going to end up one of those women who will go through life without experiencing an ORGASM. I mean a real earth shattering climax. Yes! I've said it over and over again. I'm one of those magic O's. Expecting me to cum is pretty much like performing magic, like waving a mystical wand at PHCN and suddenly expecting our epileptic power supply in Nigeria to stabilise. Common na, I'm over 30 years. Lol. So Imagine a Penis dribbling and pummelling away, pounding me....Aaarrgh!!! That's the sound of flesh against flesh. Chai! My CLIT gets a little weird sensation. I'm MOANING and grimacing....maybe grimacing and moaning. Not sure in which order it follows though.
I think I'm going to SCREAM....its coming. Errr....I mean, I'm cumming....bia bia....Oh Shit! Bloody shit!!! Don't go....don't stop....Not now....Oh no!!! Down NEPA. Phewww!!! Nothing happened. And then, the idiot on top of me stiffens, DICK goes limb and he lays flat like a pack of cards. Ha!!! For a moment. I thought it was me dying....no it was him. Schmuck!!! Did you enjoy it Alex? (Why na? But guy? Why ask me this kind question na?) Err, yea....(I smile) What do you think? Ofcourse, that's me trying not to LIE and still hoping not to deflate his ego or SHRINK his already limb penis. My eye takes a quick stroll down south south. Oh Yea, Mr Penis is laying asleep. Selfish bastard. Hahahah.
That pretty much has been the story of my SEXUAL life. I can count how many times, I have achieved a climax from penetration on one hand....I mean, I pretty much have resigned myself to the fact that only two ways can make it happen. I either help myself. (Don't wince, my sisters....una dey do am abeg. Its okay. Its healthy. Ask your therapist. Its your body, remember....and it takes me less than 5 minutes on a good day....BAM!!! Hahahah) or the dude I'm dating, simply has to go down on all fours and EAT like his life totally depends on my COOCHIE. Hehehe. Which is usually the most realistic consolation for me.
So on this very fine day, after staying months away from the Boys and the PENIS....I fell flat on my back on what was the most unplanned sexual encounter, any grown woman could anticipate. I had been out for a drink with Pony (not his real name....and don't ask me why I like animals or why I attract a TIGER and a PONY) I wonder what they smell on me though ....Hehehe. So Pony, my Ex who I hadn't seen in 11 years was in town and wanted to meet up for some business discussion. Ofcourse, I'm always available for BUSINESS as long as it's in line with my PURPOSE. So we met and it pretty much was an awesome meeting. Mostly because the bonding was great. We talked ideas, I poked at him, we had great laughs....the bottle of Rosé might have played a big role in setting the mood. No anxiety, no anger, resentment, nothing....Just pure EXCITEMENT to be in fine company. We talked about his life, my life....projects et all. And ofcourse we rescheduled more meetings...and let's just say I noticed him BATTLE himself. If anything at all, he was doing a fine job of avoiding physical contact with me. Good job Man! Strong Man....THE PONY. Lol.
Then after a few more meetings and a hangout that was really a blast, except I don't know why I ended up alone in a massive BEDROOM at planet one. Not that I wanted him to leave his room and join me....(okay, actually the ambience wasn't helping). I had never felt so lonely. And how was it even possible that I wasn't turning this man on. Like seriously, it's me na....Alex. Not to sound arrogant, but when I see women break themselves in order to act SEXY, it kills me with laughter. I know who I am...I need not try too had. Yes, they say I'm drop dead sexy without even trying. And this is not me soliciting for more validation. Its something I know and I have accepted about my NATURAL aura.
So we survived a night in separate rooms and even agreed to meet up later in the day for another friendly drink up. Nothing much....I was trying to convince him to try a new local brew. Him, not being much of beer lover. Anyway, some CRAZY unexpected incident happened and forced me to end up at his place, as it was clear I wasn't going to make it back on time before my estate shut the metal locks. I was there a bit EMOTIONAL, he held me to console me and then he KISSED my forehead. And it all went uphill from there. He kissed me and I tasted heaven like literally. Anyone who knows me, knows I'm not a random kisser. I care a great deal not only about who I exchange saliva with.... but also WHY? Kissing is an Art...if I have nothing to say that words can not contain. Why bother? Because I'll rather give you some other lips....than the lips on my FACE. Forgive me but yes, it's really that serious for me. Hehehe.
So Pony is kissing me, non stop and the look in his eyes stole my BREATH away, I found a man so happy, so content, it was infectious and everything felt just right. It didn't matter that the world was at war, or that our families could kick against this liason. It didn't matter that barely 12 years ago, this same man had hurt me in little ways... What mattered was here and now. That I was wrapped up like a pretzel in the ARMS of the man, for which I lost all of my INNOCENCE. Don't know if it was when he helped me take off the shirt he had loaned me for the night or the number of times, he said "Ada, you are so beautiful....". I don't know if it was the gasp in his breath when he first saw my girls pop out from the bra caging them....or when he ran his hands across my skin. Don't know if it was when he buried his head between my THIGHS, and told me I tasted good or if it was the incessant apologies for staring so hard at my somewhat 'beautiful' face.
Don't know if it was the careful loving rhythm of his body grinding to mine, or our silly little CONVERSATION in the middle of the love we made. Don't know if it was when I chose to get on top or when he flipped me over and took me on all fours. Don't know if he was the moment, he let it slip that he still loved me, never stopped or if it was when he wanted me to EXPRESS exactly how I wanted him....Don't know if it was the effect of watching a man who used to be somewhat cold, become so TENDER and so loving....or if it was the PERVERSION of having something owned by someone else. Don't know if it was the uncanny similarities between him and my darling Tiger or if it was the renewal of old feelings.
Whatever it was, sent shocking WAVES down my spine, as my body TINGLE and wiggled... and for the first time what seemed like such an impossible feat happened. Suddenly, here I was in pure ECSTASY in the middle of a conversation. I reached CLIMAX before a man and we weren't even working hard for it. After all the history we have together. Finally, here I CUM.
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